TNG Caption This #182: Aren't you in the wrong series?

Picard: "Damn it man, I'm a certified Proctologist. It would be much easier on both of us if you would just unclench."

 

Stewart: "What's this? Frakes gets to direct two of the TNG feature films?"

Frakes: "That the deal buddy boy. Want some creative input?"

Stewart: "Absolutely."

Alaimo: "Jon, about that 'looks like you never met a buffet you didn't like' joke earlier."

Frakes: "Yeah, about that. I'd look to DS9 if I were you."

 

I have successfully uploaded "Justin Bieber" to your iPod Commander.

 

Director: Stop it patrick!! He's going to be in the next series

Patrick: Well if it's got that arsewipe brannon involved then I have to stop it.

One way or another


Vorik: Here are the specifications for the new crotch-less uniforms that I designed.

 

Locarno: "And this is how i do smarmy."

 

"I'll pick you. I heard Wesley's real father is a baldy"

*knock on door*

(Sito) "It's Admiral Owen"

 

Nick: "So, ya wanna get drunk and screw...or don't you drink?" *wink*

*SLAP!*

Welsley (os): "Smooth Nick, real smooth."





Worf: "Just three weeks on the Ab Lounger? Very impressive."




Vorik: "I was to deliver this Requisition from the Captian directly to you. Something about a new pair of Assless Chaps."

 

All out of roofies, I'm afraid this will have to do.