RICK: What's that you're playing? Chewbacca: Aowwww! RICK: Well. stop it. You know what I want to hear. Chewbacca: Raarghh! RICK: You played it for her and you can play it for me. Chewbacca: Varowrk! RICK: If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Chewbacca:. Growwk! Chewie starts to play "As Time Goes By".
Bogart: "Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?" Obi-Wan: "Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship." Bogart: "Fast ship? You've never heard of the African Queen?"
"Listen doll, you'd best bring me the Gold-Pressed Latinum Falcon NOW...before trouble gets started!"
"Place you name...quiverin' sphincter I got." "I can pay you five stupid facial hairs now...plus FIFTEEN...when reach we do Alderaan."
"This thing? Found it on the back of a dead Rigellian drifter. Still has one of his old stains, too."
Just as a heads-up for everyone, considering the sheer number of entries, both regular and Photoshopped, I'll be judging this contest a bit differently come Monday. Inspired by the NCAA basketball tournament here in the States, I'll be arranging the winners in brackets, one winner per. Regular and Photshopped entries will be up for each one (and in some cases have to be). Here are the brackets as they stand now: The Leonard McCoy Bracket The Grignak, the Fish-Looking Coffee Asswipe* Bracket The Dixon Hill Bracket The Barney the Testicles Bracket The George Lucas Bracket The Humphrey Bogart Bracket All subject to change, of course, but you might want to caption accordingly from now on. Maybe I'll post a poll in the next contest putting the winners against each other. * = Seriously, someone needs to petition TPTB or the Memory Alpha people to get him officially named this.
Chewbacca: Is there anything left of Star Trek in this picture? McCoy: Just the back of my head. Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_III:_The_Search_for_Spock#Plot Might want to hurry. Joe, contributor
I'm not sure of the timing of the rollover of the Movie Caption Contests, so before this one ends, I just wanted to say what a terrific, hilarious job has been done lately. This one, in particular, is incredible. We're getting very good at this. And the newer folks have been great contributors, too. Very cool. Joe, not very cool
Hope you don't mind me adding "slow-witted". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_III:_The_Search_for_Spock#Plot