TOS five word thingy!!!

poor wee children," he lamented.

 

He was drinking his fourth

 

double scotch and was feeling

 

emotional. So emotional that he

 

poured himself a fifth glass.

 

His own personal record for

 

playing his bagpipes the longest

 

without pausing for a break

 

has been 12 hours but

 

he had a feeling that

 

a strange starship had parked

 

just a few kilometers away

 

. His head felt like a

 

jack hammer but he wasn't

 

drunk so he didn't know

 

why his vision was blurry

 

and he couldn't stand straight.

 

So, he whipped out his

 

tricorder and began scanning the

 

scotch to see if it