TOS five word thingy!!!

So many possibilities," he moped.

 

He then gulped down a

 

Monster Burger from Hardee's and

 

belched so loudly that the

 

vacuum of space even carried

 

the grotesque sound. He then

 

carefully pondered his next move.

 

He wiped off his mouth

 

with yesterday's underwear and picked

 

his teeth with a needle

 

, emitting a noisy, liberating fart

 

while singing "Feelings" and activating

 

the Febreze Mark III collector

 

to purge the stench. His

 

bridge crew kept gas masks

 

just in case, but realized

 

this was getting silly again.

 

Graham Chapman suddenly materialized and

 

exposed his full frontal nudity

 

to the entire bridge crew,