Seven Words in TNG

appeared out of the past and asked

 

uhura if she could do

 

her famous "Fan Dance" for the crew.

 

"What's going on here?" boomed Batman.

"We

 

don't have TIME for this crap!!! We

 

have to get on with our investigation!

 

And Uhura, wrong series! Sheesh!" Given the

 

transporter acident brought her from

 

more than 100 years in the past,

 

while still preserving the timeline,

 

it was something of a miracle that

 

transporters were ever used by anyone for

 

more than basic transportation because they had

 

a habit of making people extremely ticklish.

 

Uhura emerged from the transporter beam dazd

 

naked and confused while data

 

fed Spot a dish full of Protein

 

and attacked worf who was

 

trying to pet Spot after being afraid

 

of what other Klingons would say if