TOS five word thingy!!!

starship captains. But Kirk's insanity

 

over prune juice led him

 

to time travel back to

 

1967 San Francisco so he

 

could exterminate every last prune

 

that was being sold by

 

evil prune farmers. This resulted

 

the timeline being altered and

 

Ocean Spray went bankrupt. Kirk

 

never really liked Ocean Spray

 

so everything was just fine.

 

The ripples in time resulted

 

in a probe sending a

 

giant medicated suppository into the

 

garbage scow Enterprise, transforming it

 

and its crew into something

 

out of a proctology textbook;

 

even Koloth's crew couldn't stand

 

to watch and they were

 

accustomed to the presence of