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toothless hillbillies on Gamma Proxima 33 where

 

three on one's were considered the highest

 

numbers to which anybody can count. They

 

somehow managed to work around this mathmatical

 

quandary by consulting the ship's main computer

 

but it was a Commodore 64 and so

 

they had to wait for the programs

 

to upload...and that took FOREVER. And

 

by then they had eaten the "ham."

 

They all sat around with stomach cramps

 

braying like mules.

Chekov broke into song.

 

But it was an old Russian folk

 

song about cats' hairballs and tuna sandwiches.

 

It was popular in 20th century Russia

 

but so was going with your knickers.

 

And in Soviet Russia, tuna sandwiches eat

 

goats and caused Chernobyl, and were banned

 

before the fall of the Soviet Union.

 

Russians instead ate "woodwiches" with thin wooden

 

planks for pieces of bread and a