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saw her. Her appearance was so disturbing

 

men gouged out their

"Semen! Semen! Evverywhere!"

 

Spock was torn. Should he save her;

 

or set his phaser to maximum and

 

blow dry his pubic hair, for it

 

and it alone had the power to

 

repair the split ends while simultaneously curling

 

them into the most fashionable style that

 

future people sound so attractive.

"Uhurux, please

 

stomp on my gonads with your boots

 

... the heeled ones. That's an order!" Kirk

 

was totally naked from the waist down

 

which made the crew quite uncomfortable.

"Now!

 

Start stomping!” Uhurux jumped onto Kirk's groin

 

, disappearing into her own vagina!

"A paradox

 

of this magnitude could destabilize the timeline!"

 

Spock began running intensive scans on the

 

pubic hair between Sulu's teeth. He was

 

surprised to discover that the hair contained

 

"Semen! Semen! Evverywhere!" screamed McCoy.

"Ooooh my!"