nuTrek 7-word game!

It was the largest that Starfleet Command

 

had ever approved for an "ass screen," especially

 

since budget cutbacks in 2246 had led

 

to any screen over 27 inches being

 

prohibited from installation aboard any

 

starship with a number other than 1701.

 

The Enterprise was the first starship to

 

have inflatable chairs and built-in jacuzzi

 

facilities, features that excited many officers and

 

made them jealous. The Belgian chocolate shop

 

made dark chocolate replicates of the famous

 

starship captains of the 22nd and 23rd

 

centuries, stuffed with the most creamy pralines

 

and cherries imaginable. The entire delicious panoply

 

made John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt, his

 

long-lost third cousin, giddy with the

 

milk of human kindness soured all over

 

him. The smell from the milk was

 

nowhere near as smelly as the giant

 

puddle of diarrhea that had been dropped