TOS five word thingy!!!

Blame Chekov's brother if caught.

 

PROFIT!!! It all seemed simple.

 

The mistake was including Uhura

 

in on the plan, because

 

her job was distract Chekov

 

from singing the Russian anthem

 

which he always did while

 

awake. Or asleep. His voice

 

sounded like Justin Beiber's. It

 

could be horribly unpleasant to

 

Klingon intruders who eat lots

 

of gagh and rokeg bloodpie

 

and drink blood wine. They

 

all wore invisible pants while

 

dancing the Lambada, a 1990s

 

twist on disco that was

 

briefly an Earth craze that

 

fizzled out with afros and

 

clear platform shoes. It was

 

also know to cause deadly