Seven Words in TNG

that she was a lot more cheerful

 

. Riker knew that he'd grow fat fast

 

unless he hit the gym. It was

 

likely to encroach on his plans to

 

conduct ship wide inspections, but that was

 

a minor inconvenient compared to his time

 

chasing women, that will take a serious

 

beating. So, he wisely decided against indulging

 

in the three large bowls

 

of chocolate slop that Deanna was advising.

 

. She ate them, and then she ate

 

some more. It wasn't until Guinan stopped

 

Deanna that she realized she was getting

 

so fat, even her spandex clothes were

 

giving up. So, she decided to stop

 

wearing spandex and eating so many cupcakes

 

. Riker was actually relieved to hear that.

 

You see, Riker actually liked Deanna's fat

 

derriere, but, he wouldn't admit it to

 

anyone, not in a million years, in