"You are Cordially Invited..." Line-by-Line

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by LeadHead, Jun 26, 2014.

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    Worf: The tradition dates back to the wedding of Kahless and Lukara, who were nearly killed by Molor's troops moments after they were married.
     
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    (Alexander has found the buffet table.)


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    WORF: It is here to tempt us into breaking our fast
     
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    Worf: There are six trials we must face on the path to Kal'Hyah. This is the first, deprivation. We now begin a fast that will continue until the day of the wedding.
     
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    SISKO: What are the other five trials?
     
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    The bar is being redecorated Klingon-style and the breakables removed...

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