Facts About Colm Meaney!

And it can hold a thousand and one pound weight.

 

FACT: If Colm Meaney had been involved with "Superman 4: The Quest For Peace" it would have been an awesome movie.

FACT: Colm Meaney was Alexander Siddig's stunt double.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney has written a DS9 novel, but he's too shy about getting it published.

 

FACT: The first editor who read Colm's DS9 novel exploded from the sheer awesomeness of it. Since Colm doesn't want any more deaths on his conscience, it remains unseen.

FACT: Colm Meaney's character in Die Hard 2 was killed off early for fear of him overshadowing Bruce Willis.

 

FACT: If you give Colm Meaney a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds, he can transcribe the collected works of William Shakespeare.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney doesn't need a typewriter, he can do it with pen and paper.

FACT: Colm Meaney is the only non Icelander in the World who can correctly pronounce Eyjafjallajökull correctly.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney has, at one time or another, impregnated every actress who has ever done Star Trek. The children all grew up to be Mensa scholars and Olympic athletes.

 

FACT: You are more likely to get a date with a woman, if to the respective lady, you clearly display similarities to Colm Meaney.

 

FACT: Geordi's sight was restored in First Contact after he met Colm Meaney.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney frequently visits the Bermuda Triangle. Whatever is out there is too afraid to touch him.

 

FACT: The vineyard that Picard is working on in AGT's is actually owned by Colm Meaney.

FACT: If Chief O'Brien had been aboard Voyager, the show would have lasted one season.

 

FACT: "Colm Meaney" is The Doctor's real name.

 

FACT (!): Nobody knows what Colm Meaney actually looks like. What you're seeing is your brain's absolute best interpretation of Awesome Badassery.

 

FACT: In all versions of V, Colm Meaney is the entire resistance against the Visitors.

Why else do you think they call it the 'fifth Colm'?

 

Colm Meaney doesn't bob for an apple! He bobs for a ham hog! [laugh]

 

FACT: Colm's sister is named Stormey, and she married a man with the last name Angel.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney during some drunken mutterings gave JK Rowling (who was sat near him) the idea for the Harry Potter books.

FACT: The dance scene between Data and Dr Crusher was coreographed by Gates McFadden but the Samoan fire dancer's scene was coreographed by Colm Meaney.

 

Not to correct Captain M, but Colm wasn't drunk when he gave Rowling the idea for Harry Potter. He knew what he was doing, but he's just too damn awesome to take money for his idea, so he gave it all to Rowling with the only stipulation that he not be given credit, since the personal satisfaction that he was granting so much joy and happiness to others is all he wanted.

 

He sounds like a real genuine hero there. Maybe he should have become a firefighter instead of an actor. Maybe that's why he was cast as one of the leading Federation officer, that took part in some of the most gruesome war in the history of mankind and Federation.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney starred in all six Star Wars movies.... as The Force.