Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

tired of ancient movie night

 

after a little while and

 

asked Archer if they could

 

have a Disco Night instead.

 

Archer approved, on condition that

 

nobody wore platform shoes or

 

pants wider than the hallway.

 

But they must wear shiny

 

gold necklaces and chest hair.

 

Naturally, an unknown vessel attacked.

 

The humanoid commander spoke an

 

unknown language similar to jive

 

and only Crewman Billingsley could

 

understand. He had surgically implanted

 

a translater into chekov, so

 

his gibberish became clear gibberish.

 

People tried to understand but

 

were busy watching T'Pol bend

 

over to pick up a

 

scanner that Trip repeatedly "dropped".