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Picard (to self): "Hmmm...they're asking me for captions. How should I demonstrate my rapier-sharp wit? I wonder whether anyone has done 'to baldly go...' yet."

 

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Picard: No, Number One, I don't agree with you that technology is ruining our face-to-face interactions. Now, if you'll excuse me, Computer, contact Lt. Worf, I wish to speak with him immediately!



Picard: If funny caption is put on my picture, does that make me Philosopicard?



♪♫ It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. ♪♫



Data: ...so, clearly, you have much to owe to your Vulcan ancestry. And furthermore, your whole race is derivative of the Roman Empire on Earth, right down to the etymology of the name "Romulan," as well as that of the Remans, which can be traced back to the story of Romulus and Remus...

"Setal": ...says the android with the highly original name of "Data."



Picard: Ugh, 1,000 channels and all we get is the Romulan News Service?

 

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Tomalak: "These 3-D viewscreens are something, aren't they, Picard? My XO is hanging from our ceiling right now trying to get a look down your counselor's neckline!"

 

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Counselor Troi, I suddenly realize why Crusher and Pulaski were never in the same room together.

Are you watching Mrs Doubtfire again, Captain?

 

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