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he screamed "I HATE PRETZELS!!!" before he

 

took off his clothes and began running

 

in circles like the Oompa Loompa. He

 

got so dizzy that he passed out

 

as Scotty finished licking Uhura's erect tits

 

and did his Jimmy Durante impression. The

 

young woman giggled, more from the licking

 

than from the funny impression. She leaned

 

on Scotty and whispered to his ears:

 

”My butt itches soooooo badly. Can you

 

find out what the rating is for

 

that film with Mr. T and the

 

bunch of Mark Wahlberg lookalikes with pointy

 

hair. Or the A-Team, which Chekov considered

 

to be the best American television program

 

after The Naked News. Of course Chekov

 

had seen very little American television during

 

his work hours, but the Enterprise satellite

 

hookup was unbeatable for its crisp pictures

 

and of course, the big ass screen.