TOS five word thingy!!!

Spock had never tasted spicy

 

foods before but he knew

 

if he started he would

 

have yet another food to

 

have to quit eating. He

 

quickly deduced the amount of

 

food he'd need to consume

 

to survive the next three

 

days' worth of ritual Vulcan

 

masturbating using the Vulcan salute.

 

Few outsiders had ever seen

 

the manual dexterity that Vulcans

 

had whenever they decided to

 

take matters into their own

 

hands. Enough of this, Spock.

 

Kirk was wondering if his

 

girdle had snapped or if

 

his stomach was just too

 

covered up. He had been

 

bloated lately thanks to too