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Scotty turned green and muscular

 

as his uniform ripped apart.

 

He roared and Khan meeped

 

-- no, wait, it was Kang.

 

And was Kang ever pissed!

 

Klingon gamma radiation experiments were

 

a secret in the Empire

 

and hadn't advanced this far.

 

But scotch and gamma rays

 

had been found to mix

 

with results the Klingons couldn't

 

handle at all...the Empire forbade the

 

experiments: it flattened the ridges

 

on their heads, making them

 

look like small-eared Ferengi, which

 

was a profound dishonor to

 

both them and the Ferengi

 

Alliance, which traded with the

 

Klingons gagh for tube grubs.

 

Though humans in the Federation