TNG Caption This! 340: New Possibilities

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  1. Finn

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    Wesley: Actually, they were mine

    Picard: *walks off to ready room and starts sobbing*
     
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  2. Avro Arrow

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    Thanks for the award, LeadHead! :)

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    Picard: Ensign Crusher! We're you sneaking peeks at Counselor Troi's cleavage?
    Wesley: Uhhhhh,....
    Riker: Sir, you're the only one who isn't.
    Worf: Grrrrr

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    Data: Wesley I can not tell you how much I do not care to hear about your homework.

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    LaForge: Boy do they look pissed.


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    Geordi: The itching powder in my shorts was not funny!
    Worf: Yes it was.
     
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    Worf: We are getting multiple reports of loud noises coming from this cabin, including screaming, moaning, and an odd thumping. Please open this door immediately, Doctor Crush... <WHOOSH> ...oh. Hello, captain.

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    Picard: No, no, no, Mr. Crusher. Sit down and watch me again! It's one-and-step-and-two-and-slide-and-turn-and-hand-on-hip-and-point! You'll never get into Starfleet Academy if you can't pass the choreographed dance routine requirement!

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    Troi: Oh, my God!
    LaForge: I can't believe Joffery did that!
    Worf (thinking): Bah, this show is no different than cheap Klingon reality television!

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    Worf: I must apologize, commander. I misspoke when I said you could only get a date by building or programming one. I completely forgot about the possibility of alien possession.

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    When Worf found a console pose he liked... he stuck with it.
     
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    Picard: "Ensign McKnight, prepare... That's not Ensign McKnight!"
    Riker: "Wesley Crusher, sir. Doctor Crusher's boy. You promoted him to acting ensign."
    Picard: "I did? Why would I do such a thing?"
    Worf: "That's a hot topic in the betting pool."
    Troi: "So far, the odds-on favorite is that you've got a jones for the mom."
     
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    Picard: Ensign Cooper, I'm putting you on report. When I give you an order, the proper response is "Yes, sir", not "Bazinga!"
     
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    Worf insisted he didn't get a hair transplant, but before and after pictures don't lie.
     
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    PICARD: Excellent work, Mr. Crusher. I'm promoting your from Acting Ensign to Ensign!

    CRUSHER: Gee, I've only been an Acting Ensign for less than a year.

    And somewhere Harry Kim is sobbing.
     
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    Picard: Wesley, call me 'Captain Grumpypants' again and I'll keelhaul you from the yardarm!
    Data: <Opens mouth to speak>
    Riker: Just let it go, Data.
    Troi: I wonder what swam up Captain Grumpypants' porthole?
    Wesley: I'm telling mom to start bringing you big gay breakfasts, Captain Grumpypants.
     
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    Wesley: "So, what is this, exactly?"

    Data: "Raw plutonium. It was the captain's idea."
     
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