The Animated Series Caption Contest #15: Relaunch Party

Hiya, folks.

Ol' double-dong once said "Nature abhors a vacuum", so with the very busy DS9Sega's permission, I thought I'd start the TAS Caption Contest back up.

I'll keep his Winners format if I can, narrowing it down to just one for each picture but also giving Honorable Mentions. I'll leave contest #14's judging to him, since it was his.

Here're the shots for the relaunch:








And the wildcard:




And that's that. Should be fun.

Joe, likes distractions at work



*TAS* Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

Anticitizen
Bad Atom
Cakes488
Captain Crow (x2)
cooleddie74 (x4)
Deranged Nasat
Diesel Micky Dolenz
Hambone
KirkusOveractus
The Laughing Vulcan (x2)
middyseafort (x3)
Mistral (x2)
Mysterion (x2)
Nerys Myk (x2)
NoName Given
Outpost4
Rat Boy (x6)
Shatmandu (x5)
Super Grover
Tan Ru
TigerOfDarkness
​

Honorable Mentions

Alpha Geek
Alrik
cooleddie74 (x8)
Diesel Micky Dolenz
John Picard
The Laughing Vulcan (x3)
middyseafort
Mistral
Mysterion (x2)
Nerys Myk (x2)
Rat Boy (x2)
Shatmandu (x2)
Super Grover
TigerOfDarkness (x2)
​

 

Spocky: "How long you think that plump white one would take to cook?"






Kirk: "Something's not right: we normally only laugh at Spock being different from us."






Uhura, filtered: "Mr. Scott is stuck in Jeffries Tube Number Four, I repeat ..."

 

Starfleet implements a "truth in labeling" policy for officers.



"Looks like someone finally watched Trek XI."

 

Young Spock: "It's my turn to 'prepare new insults for today.' Bitches."

 

Lil' Uhura: "Buy me some milk?"

 

The crew ran for dear life from the bridge after a deafening crack and an odor that totally defied description made it clear that Kirk had tried plomeek soup for the first time.

 

Shot of the crew running away from sick bay after McCoy announced it was time for nude jumping jacks.

 

Scotty, over intercom: "Don't worry, I'm changin' the ionic phase capacitors."

Woman: "Forget about changing the capacitors. We need you to change these diapers immediately!"




Chekov, singing over intercom:
"Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen."

 

Woman: "Is everything all right in here."
Star Trek Babies: "Yes, Nanny."






"My keen Captaining senses tell me something isn't quite right. Chekov, stop sniggering and run a level 3 diagnostic on the ship's systems. Sulu, enough with the chuckles, and make sure the weapons are ready. Spock, wipe that smirk of your face and run a scan of the sector, and Uhura, take a break and wash that marker ink off your fingers, standards are slipping on this ship... Something still doesn't feel right."





Tannoy: "Three for one special in Janice Rand's quarters. Three for one special in Janice Rand's quarters. That is all."

 

Uhura (filtered): Blue Alert! Blue Alert!
Redshirt: Shouldn't we be at Red Alert?
Goldshirt: We ran out of red lightbulbs.

 

J.J.'s initial pitch for the movie had the crew starting off when they were way younger.



Kirk: "This is actually the cleanest shirt I have, if you know what I mean."



Blue shirt: "Get away from us, Morty! You're going to get us all killed!"

Gold shirt: "Why'd you have to wear red, today? WHHHHHHHHHHHY?!"

 

MRS. APRIL: They're kinda cute, but why does Lt. Arex keep sucking his thumb?

LIL' SPOCK: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

 

Mrs. April: "Where's lil' Scotty?"
Spocky: "Napping in the corner, with a baba."
Mrs. April: "Oh, is that what you young people call it these days?"





Kirk: "These Starfleet Mood Shirts suck ass."







Posts are abandoned when Rand does her squat-thrusts in the gym.

 

Spock: "Nyota?! But...but human boys have cooties!"



Even in an animated show, the cast loved pulling pranks on Shatner.



Posts were abandoned whenever Dr. Mrs. The Monarch showed up.

 

Red Shirt, out of breath: I don't remember these fucking corridors... being so long and wide when... we were live action!



Today is Wendsday and the crew knows that Wensday is Prince Spaghetti day.

 

Spocky: "Got any cereal?"
Mrs. April: "I looked in the other contest. We'll not be eating any of those."





Arex, thinking: "Triple Wet-Willy, comin' right up."

 

SPOCK: Fascinating. I expected someone would play "Doctor", but I assumed Miss Uhura would be involved.

 

Spocky: "The Captain shit his pants."
Mrs. April: "Well, babies do that."
Spocky: "It happened before the transformation."




Spocky: "Greetings, children. I am more advanced than you, mentally and physic--"
<Lil' Uhura punches him in the gut, pushes him down, messes up his hair, and rips one sleeve off his uniform.>
Lil' Jimmy: "What 'advanced' mean?"