TOS five word thingy!!!

up in Sickbay - namely Dickerson.

 

Chapel affixed a cone around

 

his bosun's pipe to enable

 

a much more pronounced and

 

resonant whistle and cause Spock

 

to leap up and respond

 

by crushing the pipe and

 

making all sorts of awesome

 

to bark at THE WOMEN!

 

For some reason THE WOMEN

 

all looked like Russian Chamelamutes.

 

They had skin that could

 

change color while eating ham.

 

That proved useless in fighting

 

Tellarites, however, because they were

 

always listening to Chaka Khan.

 

"I want a ham sandwich,"

 

the Tellarite ambassador rudely asked.

 

"And bacon - lots of it!"

 

Then he farted loudly and