TOS Caption Contest #190: This Has Disaster Written All Over It

Lincoln: After this, I'm going to have to insist on billing as a recurring character.

 

Although both still had a ways to go, the jazz hands intervention was much more effective on Linke than Ozaba.

 

Some horrors transcend even the finality of death.


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Bob: "Wait, I've seen this episode....We've got to get out of here!!! Homer's going to press the wrong button and eject us into space!!!!"

Bill: "Doh!!!"



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Roddenberry: "This is a new low, even for Freiberger."

 

Borgas Frat!!..Me wee still's exploded!!..

 

After his and Kirk's latest away mission, Spock rued the day he chose Starfleet over the Vulcan Science Academy.

 

KIRK: Is that a female Ferengi?

SPOCK: Indeed it is.

KIRK: Linke and Ozaba are on their own. 'Cause thats something I dont wanna see again for at least a century!

 

Spock: No, and you should be thankful it isn't, as Ferengi society dictates that their women be unclothed."

Kirk: (Shiver).


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Spock: No, Sir. It's an Oompa-loompa Skank. Known for being obnoxious drunk attention whores that make a delightfull squeaky toy sound when you punch them in the face.

 

Kirk: "How'd you get them to stand up like that?"

Vian: "Fortunately, your species has a hole in your lower backs that makes it perfect for mounting in the display case."

Kirk: "Oh...I see."

 

The Human Museum in Ape City was off to a great start.

 

Scotty: "C'mon, lassie, the captain needs more power. Don' let me doon, now, sweet girl."

Scotty had been on the job a bit too long.

 

SCOTTY: Blue?? That canna be canon!!!!!

 

Scotty: That gap in the wall isn't to noticeable is it?

 

Scotty: "Off we go, into the wild blue yonder..."
Ensign: "Mr. Scott, the impulse engines!"
Scotty: "Borgas frat, m'lad, I'm tryin' ta sing here!"

 

Spock: "Fascinating, Captain. Some one or some thing is forcing our security detail to move in a motion that used to be called 'disco dancing' in your 20th Century."
Kirk: "Fascinating indeed, Spock. Do you think we should join them?" (grin)

Spock gives Kirk the classic "raised eyebrow" glare.

 

Woody: "Hey guys, I've been waiting a really long time. I think it's my turn now."

 

Lincoln: "Fine mess you got us into now, Mr. Obama..."

 

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SCOTTY: Borgas Frat.