VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

sent Harry into a frenzy,

 

followed by a coma, then

 

a brief manic phase, before

 

the homely captain forced him

 

down to the soft, warm

 

glow of the warp core.

 

"I'm going home!" he squeed,

 

"Yes, squeed," said the narrator.

 

Indeed, he had a need

 

for squeed which surpassed even

 

the need for his clarinet.

 

Squeed, rare in the Delta

 

, grew only on north facing

 

Talaxians. Unfortunately, Neelix was unable

 

to face north because Voyager

 

reversed polarity so often that

 

all tigers turned to butter

 

and the compasses to cheese.

 

Harry ate cheese and Janeway's

 

smeared the tigerbutter all over