Seven Words in TNG

was scary enough. Worf wondered what Data

 

would look like if he were half

 

cat and half dog, then decided not

 

to drink any more blood wine after

 

having a bowel movement in high heels.

 

"All hands, this is the Captain. Emergency

 

Evasive Delta Pattern!"
Confused, the crew eyed

 

Q's excrement filled high heels. "Worf!" yelled

 

William Thomas Riker, the cocky fat guy

 

who thought he was a ladies man

 

and every living human male's role model

 

from here to Rigel 7. "Get the

 

lotion, and place it in the basket,"

 

"It rubs the lotion on its skin

 

or it gets the hose again." This

 

made Lt Lector cringe, as he was

 

already imagining all the things that always

 

happened when Picard had him in the

 

mood for a game of Twister. They

 

usually played on Fridays, but in leap