TNG Caption This! #427: Doorway to Captioning

Crusher: "We have a break room? Why didn't anyone tell me we had a break room?"



Riker: "...where the hell's Shelby...?"

Worf: "You don't know?"

Riker: "Of course I don't know. Why would I be asking if I didn't know?"

Worf: "It's just that I assumed that..."

Riker: "Assumed what...?"

Worf: "Well, with all that tension between you two, I just figured you two had sex last night."

Riker: "What? Come on! I know I've got a reputation, but give me some credit."

Worf: "...so when you said you wanted to flog her..."

Riker: "I was being literal! I mean, non-sexual!"

O'Brien: "...can I go back to being alone and bored, please?"



Data: "It is made of 'Insert Material of the Week Hereium.'"



K'Ehlyer: "Mother was right about you. Being with you would be the end of me. And anyone else you date."

Worf: "Wasn't your mother arrested for fraud while doing fortune telling?"

K'Ehyler: "Yes, but occasionally she was right!"



Admittedly, Picard only enjoyed the books because it gave him license to say "private dick" around the house as a child.

 

STEWART: I'm sensing a lack of confidence.

 

Stewart: That should put an end to these rumors I keep hearing of us being an ensemble.

 

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