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The alien revealed himself as

 

a Romulan who had defected

 

to a secret faction named

 

after a former Senator who

 

decided that the Empire should

 

become even more expansionist and

 

less merciful. The Romulan vessel

 

that the Enterprise once hunted

 

stood before them again and

 

this time had vastly superior

 

weaponry. Undeterred, Kirk ordered Sulu

 

to fire a volley of

 

Japanese insults laced with profanity

 

into the Romulans' universal translator.

 

It confused the ship's crew

 

into thinking that the Enterprise

 

was much closer than it

 

was suppose to be. Sulu

 

kept it up, hurling insult