TOS five word thingy!!!

It was all a slasher's imagination.

(You slashers are everywhere! >_>)

 

Meanwhile, in reality, Uhura went

 

shopping for clothes while McCoy

 

hemmed up her old uniform

 

for Lt. Handmedown, Chief of

 

We're Useless Union. Reading a

 

autobiography of William Shatner, he

 

sat back and realized that

 

Shatner wore a toupee. Dismayed,

 

he went to Kirk to

 

complain. Kirk responded, "How dare

 

you not appreciate my actor's

 

prerogative to hide follicle imperfections

 

if he chooses to! Outrageous!"

 

"Did I mention I'm Kirok?"

 

"Not this again." McCoy said.

 

"Perhaps we should examine Kirk,

 

he seems crazier than usual."

 

Spock quirked a brow. "Exactly

 

as I suspected. The captain