VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

penetrated the multi-phasic shielding

 

surrounding the temporal MP3 player.

 

"Red alert!", Janeway shouted, immediately

 

having a force field raised

 

around her brand new Ipod

 

docking station. "Shields holding, Captain!"

 

"That was close. Too close!"

 

"We have a bigger problem

 

than the iPod," Seven sneered.

 

Soulja Boy beamed over and

 

performed the worst rap ever.

 

Unfortunately, Tuvok started cranking along

 

with some Vulcan haikus he

 

composed during pon farr to

 

make his seldom-referenced wife

 

fall for his dazzling logic.

 

Everyone was looking away uncomfortably

 

as Captain Janeway pole danced

 

. Neelix rushed in with armloads

 

of blindfolds he'd found in