Thanks are not required. My only request is that sometime before your 10th anniversary you create a dual that is a parody of me. Maybe you could even do a hybrid of me and someone else. For example, you could create Jethro_543, who posts vulgar things and then scolds himself for being vulgar while remaining perky the whole time. Or how about Jethroshi! who makes cryptic posts about sweaters and dreams and having SECRET INFO! while subtlely insinuating that someone may be mentally retarded. Or how about OmahaJethro a homosexual homophobe?
Starscream, Congrats on 5 years. I know it's a few years late, but your first post was one of the funniest posts I've ever read. I almost wish I had registered a lot sooner than I did. Even though the thread is old, after reading the entire thing, thanks for the laugh. That was a damn great read. Congrats again.
^Thanks(!)! Those are all such brilliant ideas that I think I'll have to use all of them, althought of course I'll have to wait until everyone (including yourself) has forgotten that you suggested them. Maybe you should start drinking (more) to hurry along the process?
Reminds me of my dual from the old EFCL Mystery Dual game, SkinofRyan. That one went over quite well.
That gives me another idea for a name: JethroMyBallz!, a guy who posts the intimate details of his family life while making fun of fat people and professional bowlers. P.S. Hi Kitty!