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as he realized Scotty looked just like

 

the guy from SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

 

That can't be, he thought. That movie

 

was made almost 300 years ago...and

 

yet it appeared even the eye colour

 

of Mister Scott was identical to that

 

of his own mother.

"Mr. Scott, what

 

would you say if I told you

 

my mother has never visited Scotland?"

"Laddie,

 

I'd say she never got the chance

 

to feel the bonniest breezes or taste

 

the crisp, refreshing spring water from the

 

Loch."

"Loch Ness?"

"Any Loch, laddie. Now,

 

if you want the BEST loch water

 

, Loch Logan's Run will put more'an bit

 

of hair on your chest...and you'll

 

grow a little between your toes, too.

 

" The mental image grossed Kirk out, so

 

he activated the space-sickness bag dispenser

 

but he wasn't quite quick enough.

"BLEAAARRRGH!"