Seven Words in TNG

from a spilled container of vintage bloodwine

 

. "Thank Kahless for that", said Worf, "For

 

a moment I had thought that you

 

were going to tell me that my

 

prune juice had been spilled." At that

 

moment Alexander laughed and asked if he

 

could teach Spot how to hunt.

"Cats

 

evolved to be natural hunters, so I

 

doubt you could teach it anything more."

 

Data had long since given up on

 

teaching Spock anything so Alexander decided to

 

take the cat down to Holodeck One

 

and load his father's sparring program but

 

soon realized that the program had no

 

challenge for a seasoned hunter like Spot.

 

On the bridge, Picard was looking rather

 

bored as he drank his tea. "Worf

 

should be back at his post by

 

now. Where is the big teddy bear?"

 

"Riker to Worf", the commander said loudly,