Seven Words in TNG

is Wesley Crusher and Barclay trying to

 

play 'hide the torpedo' in the arboretum.

 

"Stop yauh belly-aching," commanded Picard. "I sense

 

gastric distress," said Troi. "Yeah? I sense

 

an empath who's on the verge of

 

getting a slap on the ass. Meow!"

 

said Tasha Yar, "And a tin man

 

who may get exceedingly lucky later tonight

 

- if he plays his cans right." "Enough!"

 

bellowed Worf, "How am I supposed to

 

concentrate on my prune juice? A warrior

 

needs to be regular! There's nothing worse

 

than being in the heat of battle

 

and having to-"

"Yes, this is all

 

anyone needs to know about what makes

 

Klingon trains run on time. What we

 

really want to know is how they

 

reproduce without any kind of dental hygiene

 

on their women's teeth located in their

 

- " "Alert! A Giant Spacefaring Venus Fly Trap