"The Naked Time" Line-by-Line

SPOCK: He'd used the computer room as if it were an amusement gallery.

 

KIRK: And a fully clothed man frozen to death in a shower. If the image wasn't so ugly, it would be laughable. Not even a theory, gentlemen?

 

MCCOY: Definitely not drugs or intoxication. The bio-analysis on the tapes prove that conclusively.

 

SPOCK: It could be some form of space madness we've never heard of, but it would have to be caused by something. Our spectro-readings showed no contamination, no unusual elements present.

 

SCOTT: Or at least none your tricorders could register.

 

SPOCK: Instruments register only those things they're designed to register. Space still contains infinite unknowns.

 

KIRK: Earth Science needs the closest possible measurement of the breakup of this planet. To do this, we need the Enterprise in a critically tight orbit. Question. Could what happened down there to those people create any unusual danger to this vessel and crew?

 

SPOCK: We will need top efficiency, Captain. It'll be a tricky orbit. When the planet begins to go, there may be drastic changes in gravity, mass, magnetic field.

 

KIRK: The purpose of a briefing, gentlemen, is to get me answers based on your abilities and experience. In a critical orbit, there's no time for surprise.

 

SCOTT: Unless you people on the Bridge start taking showers with your clothes on, my engines can pull us out of anything. We'll be warping out of orbit within a half second of getting your command.

 

UHURA [OC]: Bridge to Captain.

 

KIRK: Kirk here.

 

UHURA [OC]: Scanners report sudden four degree shift in planet magnetic field. A change in mass also, sir.

 

SPOCK: It's beginning. Unusually rapid shifts.

 

KIRK: On our way, Lieutenant. I'll hold you to that half second, Scotty.

 

[Rec room]

SULU: Foil. It's a rapier. A thin sword.

 

RILEY: All right. So what do you do with it?

 

SULU: What do you mean, what do you do with it?

 

RILEY: Self-defense? Mayhem? Shish kebab?

 

SULU: You practice.