Seven Words in TNG

shoes and slipped them off. The stench

 

was strangely erotic to Worf; he threw

 

up in the time-honored Klingon ritual of

 

Maj-Qua. "I see aliens", Warf babbled deleriously...

 

He awoke in the land of Oz,

 

wearing Dorthy's dress and feeling ravenously hungry.

 

The hunger welled up inside them until

 

they decided paying extra for airline food

 

was the right course of action, so

 

they shuttled to earth and flew Delta.

 

Mysteriously, the plane also smelled of Riker's

 

high school gym locker after he forgot

 

to wash the "fun towels". "Environmental systems

 

collapsing. Riker's stench too overwhelming.", the computer

 

droned on. "The computer is wrong," Riker

 

said to the Delta Automated Attendant. "Gimme Pretzels,

 

wwhaaaaaaaa!!!!" Riker wailed as his diaper failed.

 

"Anyone else a bit confused?" Asked Troi

 

"because i sense a disturbance in the.."

 

"Ass," giggled Wesley. "Shut the hell up!