TNG Caption This! 271: New Contest! So cool!

LeadHead, TFTW.



"No, Geordi doesn't look like that Reading Rainbow guy. Shut that thing off and get back to work, you two."





Joan Rivers (OS): "Mr...er...Worf, is it? And who are you wearing tonight?"





Data: "No, young Mr. Crusher was not the right person to ask. There is no need to set a receptacle under the leak until we get to our next stop. We do have a plumber on board."





When Starfleet made more budget cuts, Picard was forced to moonlight as a speed dating chaperone.

 

Thanks for the win LeadHead.


Picard, doing Geordi's voice while shaking him: It looks like a tachyonic particle burst overloaded it.

Riker: I can see your lips moving.

Picard: DAMN!



Data: I see you've noticed our pencil collection in the ceiling.






Blank version

 

^ PhilosoRiker!

 

^^ A Meme is Born!!!

 

Salesman: So what do you think?

Worf: See, this new Samsung Galaxy is just too big, even Data couldn't manage too pick it up. And frankly, I only use a phone to make calls with. Facebook is without honour.

Salesman: What if I throw in a flip top case? You can pretend you're in The Original Series everytime you make a call!

 

Worf's crewmember collection was coming along quite nicely...

 

Picard: "What do you think, Number One?"

Riker: "Phasers, sir. Using photon torpedoes on the Republican National Convention would be a waste of resources. Let's save those for the Associated Press Awards night."

 

Picard: "Number One-"

Riker: "Aye, Captain." *sigh* "Ok, Geordi, let's go over it again. Two plus two equals FOUR. Two plus three equals FIVE. Two plus..."

 

Thanks for the KBL Award LeadHead!




LaForge: "I'm just not getting what all the hype was about."

Riker: "The entire thing just comes off as week."

Picard: "Then we are agreed. Twilight sucks."




Picard (os): "When you get there, take him to Geordi. Maybe he can do something. But first, make sure he is still under warranty. I don't want to get stuck with the tab for having him fixed."



Data: "The crowd is begging to thin out a bit. Would you like us to switch the game to the big screen now?"




Picard: "So. A family size with pepperoni, ham, and onion then?"

Riker: "Onions and Worf are never a good mix."

Picard: "Quite right. Make it half and half without."



Endar: "Agreed. He can stay until we can work things out. But I want him nowhere near that young Ensign of your's. I'm trying to make my son into a man."

 

Thanks for the win!




Riker (offscreen): "Worf, what the hell is going on?!?"

Worf: "Data is imitating the behaviors of his cat, so I am going to take him back in time and throw both of him into the litter box!"

 

Data: "I see that you have noticed that Starfleet raised the debt ceiling."

 

Picard: "I don't care about the table, but there shall be absolutely nothing kinky done with any of my Enterprise models!"

 

Picard (thinking): One of these days I'm just gonna scalp him and have done with it!

Riker (thinking): He wants the hair on my head more than he wants Dr Crusher's pubic hair!

LaForge (thinking): I don't have to be Deanna to feel the hair-raising tension here.

 

Picard: "Give it up, Number One....'Lost In Space' will never be outdone by 'Lost In Thought'."

 

Endar: How dare you insult my hairpiece! Who do you think I am anyway, James Kirk?

 

Picard: "Mr Worf, what the hell are you doing?!"
Worf: "It's way too Soong for me to offload my Data on the reasons behind my actions."



Picard:"I'm still not quite convinced whether Geordi has the firmest buttocks on the ship or not, Number One."

 

Riker: "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce!"

Picard: "Special orders don't upset you?"

Riker: "Well, not as far as food goes. Give me an order to take the ship down the maw of a black hole and I'm gonna be a little upset...."

 

Troi: "Whoever blinks first has to tell Will that my mother is coming for a visit."

Picard (thinking): At least it isn't 'rock-paper-scissors-lizard-chocolate' this time....

 

Data: "....so as you can see, the art of 'gargling' is quite easy. However, you will now have to spit that out into the plant."

 

Picard: "I still can't believe that they like the original Star Trek better."

Riker: "I grew this beard for nothing."

LaForge: "They said that my visor looks like a banana clip from the 80s."

Picard: "Damn, those 'Chopped' judges are harsh!"