TOS five word thingy!!!

about all the fun things

 

Captains do in their quarters

 

when the crew isn't watching.

 

"Scotty! Your zipper is down!

 

Pull it up!" Kirk laughed

 

"Damn these Starfleet issued trousers!"

 

He'd never liked how they

 

pinched his butt. Just then

 

James T Kirk did something

 

out of the ordinary. He

 

fell asleep in his chair.

 

"Damn these Federation alarm clocks!"

 

Starfleet clocks were programmed to

 

run forwards and backwards. Spock

 

had used his own special

 

blend of tea that would

 

usually wake him up.

"How

 

many times have you tasted

 

something this delicious?," Uhura marvelled.

 

"Back in San Francisco you