Seven Words in TNG

while stalking his latest crush, Geordi discovers

 

a alien organism attached to his penis

 

. Just a moment before, it had been

 

in New York City, on a sightseeing

 

tour of Ellis Island. Through the shadows

 

, a similar alien life form came crawling

 

out of the NYC sewers. It's purpose:

 

to ascertain the purpose and significance of

 

the large rat population, which vastly outnumbered

 

the number of taco bell establishments along

 

the New Jersey side of the river

 

of space. The alien always took the

 

"A" train to the Starbase, across town ...

 

while other commuters avoided that train like

 

a Klingon avoids the Martha Stewart show.

 

Morn and a lovely young woman appear

 

to be unaware of each other's presence

 

. ACT II. IN WHICH MORE STUFF HAPPENS.

 

Meanwhile, on Alpha Centauri, on a night

 

like any other night, the gumshoe leaned