TOS five word thingy!!!

misunderstanding." said Kirk negotiating diplomatic

 

skills in full swing. "I

 

recant, sorry."

A Gorn diplomat

 

was gnawing on a raw

 

steak, "If we are to

 

come to an agreement, we'll

 

have to recognize each other's

 

strengths. Let's make a list

 

. Humans: None, Gorns: The best."

 

"If you recall, I defeated

 

Bones once in a drinking

 

contest that saw us both

 

got so trashed that they

 

called us drunk buddies."

"Well,

 

you guys did get awfully

 

drunk. That story is told

 

that you finished off an

 

entire case of Romulan ale

 

in record time." That rumor

 

didn't take long to spread.