Seven Words in TNG

considering that, in the 24th century, mustard

 

was considered to be one of the

 

most advanced lifeforms around. Especially considering how

 

rare it was by then to find

 

so many hanging out in one place.

 

Numerous Federation scientists had spent years trying

 

to poop on mustard research, considering it

 

reasons both professional and perverse.

"That's nice

 

to know...but what does any of

 

this have to do with the matter

 

at hand? I'd like to know why

 

all the shuttlecrafts just left the hanger-deck?"

 

"Sir, you ordered an immediate invasion of

 

the planet below, so we loaded our

 

music to play old Monkees tunes and

 

rolled them right out of the shuttlebay!"

 

The invasion plans were somewhat faulty because

 

Jello-O, while Bill Cosby-approved, was none-the-less