TOS five word thingy!!!

for you to surrender your

 

secret to great apple pie."

 

The thought of apple pie

 

made Kirk even angrier, and

 

he punched a hole in

 

in his chair which made

 

the rest of the crew

 

turn into tribbles. "Wha?" said

 

Uhura as she began morphing

 

into a tribble. "Captain, I'm

 

afraid I'm turning into a

 

..." and then began cooing like

 

a tribble in heat. She

 

began to hump spock tribble

 

furiously, grinding into him like

 

a jackhammer while kirk tribble

 

watched from a distance and

 

shook his head and went

 

"Ohhhhh, boy...looks like another

 

job for Superman. Or something."