nuTrek 7-word game!

crew. Knowing that they would be upset

 

that he didn't ask their permission first,

 

he had decided to rewrite the lyrics

 

so that they'd sound a little bit

 

like an old Monty Python song that

 

dealt with fish slapping, lumberjacks and penguins.

 

"Get off the stage," yelled Chekov. "Keptin,

 

I could do a better job vit

 

any song you vant me to play."

 

Kirk was understandably reluctant to let Pavel

 

sing anything. Everyone needed their universal translators

 

whenever his thick Russian accent kicked in.

 

McCoy chimed in, "I need a drink

 

if we're gonna listen to Chekov sing!"

 

"Make mine a double," Scotty asked, knowing

 

that if he didn't then the Captain

 

might wonder if there was anything wrong

 

with him...he usually requested multiple glasses

 

any time someone else was buying. Once,

 

a few years ago, he asked for