The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

- and highly classified - ability to

 

flip them in the air

 

and then catch them inside

 

my nostrils, believe it or

 

not!" The concept that he

 

could catch five marshmallow moons

 

inside his own nose was

 

challenged by Trip who thought

 

that the physics involved in

 

such a feat would be

 

very close to impossible in

 

anyone with teeny tiny nostrils.

 

Archer had a habit of

 

exercising his nostrils by contorting

 

them using special muscle tricks

 

learned while at the Academy.

 

Admiral Forrest once saw him

 

try the infamous 'nostril flare'

 

and was amazed at how

 

big Archer could get his