The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

, Ferengi. You first. Reveal your

 

true nature my fiend...I

 

will activate the holorecorder and

 

tap dance whilst twirling my

 

wicked cane of evilness and

 

stroking my big fluffy cat!"

 

"By stroking I mean tazering."

 

The cat was not amused.

 

"My good Puss, shall I

 

beg your forgiveness?"

"Meow!" responded

 

the cat named Chakotay. "And

 

no more chuckles from you

 

today!"

Shouts of joy came

 

from the audience as this

 

delightfully boring piece of on-stage

 

clown mime impersonations leading to

 

the buffet table.

Overflowing trays

 

filled with delicacies such as

 

Rigellian florgu cakes, Zanarite quiche,

 

and Ferenginar's famed hewman tar-tar.