TOS five word thingy!!!

to assume that after you

 

were taken away by your

 

real biological parents that a

 

would travel back in time

 

for no reason other than

 

to kill my mother before

 

alter history so that I

 

understood the purpose of bellbottoms."

 

Nobody had mentioned bellbottoms since

 

that time when the Klingon

 

shirts and stone-washed bellbottoms

 

designed to enhance the species'

 

manly bulges and genetic predisposition

 

toward disco. "I thought disco

 

was outlawed in the Klingon

 

banned for taking so many