TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Spock's allergy to Lime Jell-O was...apparently...more than a rumor.

 

McCoy: "We found him. And we're going to have to build the Capellans a new whorehouse."

 

"McCoy to Dr. M'Benga.

We found Spock. Prepare a biobed...and a shitload of methadone."

 

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MIRA:"Are these tools or Fisher Price kids' toys?"




Theirs was a love that knew no boundaries...nor focus group opposition.

 

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The Real Slim Scotty, after looking at flames: "Cancel that blowjob, lass."

 

McCoy here, 3 to beam up, and tell nurse chapel to never serve spock that blasted plomeek soup again!

 

KIRK:"We kept TELLING him.

No more lime Kool-Aid on top of the Pixie Straws!"

 

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we'll just stick to you cookin and cleanin for me. Now be a good girl and grab that mister clean magic eraser that's stuck to the wall behind yee and get to work miss.

 

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SCOTTY:"AYE, Lass.

This blunt...she's strong."

 

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But on second thought miss, you know I have a wee bit of a problem with me bum hair, perhaps a bit of a singe would do me some good.?

 

Sulu: "This time, I promise not to just squeeze your buttcheeks and beat off."



***Based on a True story.***

Two of my co-workers dated for a year, and she dumped him because, among other reasons, he would never have sex with her, he would just squeeze her buttcheeks and beat off.

Now, he and I can be talking about very serious issues, budgets or pricing or pay scales, and I have to think about running over my own dog to keep from giggling.

Joe, leadfoot

 

Unfortunately, Mira Romaine doesn't have a dog to think about.

 

Furious Dry Humping.


It was all they had.

 

Mira Romaine finally gets the joke about the Ferengi in the gorilla suit.

 

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Sulu: Where did you get that faaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous wig!
Uhura: I borrowed it from Shatmandu's avatar.

 

Scotty was never able to live down his antimatter-aggravated premature ejaculation problems.

 

Scotty, thinking he had a moment of privacy for a little personal R&R, was curiously unaware of the audience gathering behind him.

 

Kirk: "Spock, do you think we're a little late for the party?"
Spock: "From Mr. Scott's perspective, it would seem we're just in time, Captain."

 

Scotty: Damnit! I need more power!
Romaine: Oh, Scotty. <snicker> Give it up... <snicker> No matter how much you beat that thing, it ain't gonna get hard. Now I know why the ladies call you "Saggy Haggis."