Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Scotty: "Jonesy? Heeere, Jonesy! ... Hmm, kitty crap..."
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Spock Prime: Yes, yes, Mr. Scott... if you will shut up for one moment... I promise to get you a Big Mac sandwich AND fries! To mysterious shadow on support: "Nomad is that you? Or V'ger? Are we in the sequel yet?
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Scotty: Sure, he's only a wee midget man but he's hung like a donkey. Kept me warm on many a long winters night it did. Scotty: Excellent, place looks so much like a brewery they'll never find my secret hooch still. I think I'll take the job.
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Owner of mysterious shadow on support: When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle, And yet I'm torn apart. Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a human, If I only had a heart.
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Scotty: I like this ship, it's exc... why does main engineering look like a bloody brewery?
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Thanks for the win. Scotty: Stop kidding around. That's my grandmother's recipe for festive mince pies! Scotty: Damned Vulcan mice are this big! Spock: I’m aware of that Mr Scott. You should have seen our teddy bears. Kirk: Scotty, how we doing? Scotty: Great Captain. I’ve died and gone to heaven!
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin (Take 2) Kirk: Scotty, how we doing? Scotty: I cannae put my finger on it Captain, but mark my words, something's brewing.
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Scotty: "Imagine beaming a grapefruit, except instead of seeds, it has bones, and instead of delicious fruity insides, it's all bloody and organ-like. Okay, forget the grapefruit." Kirk: "Scotty, how we doing?" Scotty: "It's great down here. It's so warm and tight. It's like a big metal vagina." Kirk: "...Kirk out." sniff sniff Scotty: "What smells like yellow?"
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Scotty: Anything else I should know, Mr. Spock? Spock: Don't take the hooker home on Argelius II, Nomad means buisness, ships name Jenolan suck, slow down on the donuts, and teach Peter that if the trainees are running that he should follow. Scotty: ... even the ones with the little sprinkles?
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Scotty: So, an Andorian, a tiberian bat and a targ walk into a bar. Says the Barkeeper... Spock: Is that supposed to be a joke? Scotty: And people say Vulcans have no sense of humor.
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Sweet! Thanks for the wins! Spock: "I believe I have found the destination of the Admirals's beagle." Scotty: "Terrific, ye have saved my carrier." Spock: "Not so fast Mr. Scott. He materialized on a Klingon cruiser. Did you know that beagles are considered a Klingon delicacy?" Scotty: "She may have ample nacelles, but its her inner plumbing where the real fun is at." Kirk (OS): "You're a little twisted. You do know that, right?"
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Spock: Be quiet, I'm trying to vote in the People Choice Awards. Scotty: I dinnae know what to do. Engineering's so big I need a GPS to find my way out.
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Spock: Wow, according to this, you literally have been stationed in the middle of nowhere.
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Waiting for the next caption is like the calm before a storm.
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Exclusive Footage from the Set of Trek XII! J.J.: Okay, lets start setting up the brewery as Engineering again. Lets add a few more futuristic consoles and... Simon what the hell are you doing here? Simon Pegg: You locked me in here when we finished filming the first movie here!
Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its excitin Brewery Tour is over. Please exit through the gift shop and to the next contest.