Seven Words in TNG

a can of whipped cream and began

 

to open it when Beverly stopped him.

"

 

Sorry, Batman, but I must insist that

 

you drop your skivvies and moon us

 

so that we may be enlightened as

 

to the size of your buttocks and

 

then you may leave and never return."

 

Batman refused to do so and instead

 

grabbed his Metaphasic Teleportation Batgas. "Fear not,

 

kind sirs...I shall make haste and

 

vanquish all of Joker's evil clown horde!

 

But first allow me to retrieve my

 

bat costume from the Korean dry cleaners.

 

" He zoomed down to the dry cleaners and

 

stopped by for donuts and decaf latte.

 

His extra suit wasn't quite ready to

 

withstand the full 24th century

 

awesomeness of the Federation or the huge

 

sausage that Riker kept down by his

 

that originated on Ferenginar way back in