Seven Words in TNG

latest conquest. "Your muffin-top is showing," said

 

Barclay blushing. Data interrupted the proceedings by

 

reciting his recently written (plagiarized) poem about

 

EPS conduits and thrusters only in spacedock.

 

The Daystrom Institute liked Data's poem, so

 

they used eminent domain to take control

 

of the Cardassian vole infestation in the

 

lesser known crew lounge, Seven Aft. "Now

 

get Quark, and start running

 

Microsoft Bob on all consoles while I

 

take Data in alley for a quickie."

 

"Dr. Crusher to Seven Aft,

 

what did Geordi just say? I told

 

him to take Data to sick bay

 

to get his appendix and tonsils removed.

 

"He just said it was "Oreo Time",

 

lied Lore, disguised as Data and looking

 

dapper in a purple hat Quark sold

 

to him for 10 bars of latinum.

 

"Fo shizzle, I'm the man," said Lore