Ok I'm bored. My men are out and I have access to you lot and a bottle of wine ~ so lets flirt. Innocent, old fashioned, "I say", "Carry On" stuff... let's see what your flirting style is like... So I'll start... Hello boys Disclaimer ~ this thread is open to all, the more the merrier
Are you tired because you've been running through my mind all night... screaming but hey. Lemme buy you a drink then.
i haven't got any money becuase of the credit crunch, could you buy me a drink? (as for my poem, a girl came in work today, wearing a vest top with that written on. when i asked her if it was an open offer, she said no because she hadn't felt that way for a long time...)
By accident. No seriously. I was working nightshift and I got off work one night... decided to hit the 24 hour supermarket and stock up on Hot-Pockets and other basic bachelor-foods (ranch dressing, ramen, pizza-rolls, mini-tacos, blocks of cheddar cheese and cans of red-beans.) This is at midnight mind you. I get to the frozen food section and there are no hot-pockets. None. All gone. This is odd, so I look around and I spot HER. Pushing a shopping-cart FULL of them around the corner. I run (actually walk) over to her and say "could I interest you in parting with a few of those so I have something to microwave at work this week?" Her reply "Yes of course. I wish I had one of those replicator things from Star Trek then I wouldn't have to share." Two hours of chit-chat and blah blah later I had her phone-number and a date. Six months later, married. Now back to the flirting. Are we only permitted to flirt with K'ehleyr or can we flirt with An Officer too?