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thought reminded him of the

 

heather on the hills in

 

his beloved Scotland. Those were

 

that porn video he watched

 

and a DVD of Brigadoon.

 

"Now there'n be a sight

 

for ye, lassie," Scotty sighed.

 

"I haven't seen this in

 

ages," Scotty reflected, "I need

 

to take a couple of

 

handfuls for my scrapbook." Then

 

a loud noise rocked the

 

Hebrides as a meteor crashed

 

dead center into the largest

 

town. The Loch Ness Monster

 

sprouted wings and flew off

 

, narrowly missing the orbiting Enterprise

 

. Enterprise had been recalled to

 

drydock orbiting San Francisco to

 

be refitted with a new